
The final morning saw gorgeous, pitch-perfect weather. Most of us walked from the hotel, gathering in our red polos to discuss our common level of edginess. I said something I'd repeat several times during the course of the day, sometimes to the same people twice: that I'd slept like a baby, but one of those babies who wakes up every few hours screaming.
Did I imagine I'd get to say it on camera? Sigh. Yeah, I did.
As they led us through the park, four guys in waders were cleaning up the waterways of Miniland. Here I'd been thinking of human/Miniland interaction in terms of monster rampage, when actually these guys were like mildly bored, benevolent giants. We got to the Skipper School, which is a boat ride with a big round plaza in front of it that would be the build-off site.

When they let us into the


Finally, they counted down from ten and we were off, I tipped my bucket out into a left and right pile, spilling wide plumes of bricks off the edges of the table. Then I zipped to the nearest group table -- I needed yellow slopes for M's and N. Three or four other guys were there, too, pawing through the three big bins, but I didn't see who anyone was because my eyes were on the bricks. Eyeing the middle bin, I said "Wanna dump one of these out?" to the anonymous pairs of hands in front of me. "No," and seconds later, "yeah, let's dump it." Together we flipped it -- Crash! Man, if that isn't one of the best noises ever.
Now there was a mound of bricks the size of a grouper on the table. I started grabbing, my method directed and raw at the same time. I'd spot a yellow slope piece and I'd grab a fistful of bricks with that piece at the center, throw em into my now-empty personal bin and scout out some more. Back at the table I started putting the letters together. Since the bottom row was two studs deep, there were some configuration

"He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy..." I heard the emcee working the crowd at one point, asking Jarad's little brother (who was 10 or 11, maybe) if he and Jarad played with Legos a lot growing up. Seconds later the guy realized the kid was still growing up and veered off the question. A few spectators gathered on the other side of the ropes, the emcee explaining to passersby what was going on. The batch of songs kept playing: Madonna's 'Music,' something by the Jackson Five...was the Tequila song in there? It was fun and nerve-wracking at the same time, being that deep into the Lego Zone. Look at how serious I look in this picture. I barely remember that being taken.

Two hours later I'd cranked out this.


Once they called time, we had some more waiting to come. This was much more relaxed waiting, however, since the main effort of the day was behind us. I found Tami and her friend Paul in the crowd of spectators and we talked over the velvet rope. I scoped out the other models and saw some amazing, amazing stuff. Tied for my personal favorite was this dragon by Anderson Grubb...



We reformed our line on the other side of the stage and finally they read off the four finalists. When they read off the last one, I felt two emotions in rapid succession. The first was a ripple of disappointment in my stomach which, by the time it reached my knees, gave way to the relief that's been my core feeling on the outcome ever since. Sure, I still want that job, but I was a lot more anxious about moving than I'd been admitting to myself.

But really, when I consider the four finalists and ask if my imaginary do-over model would've put me up there, I'm pretty sure the answer's still no. Looking at my parrot head and my rocket, I notice that back then I was aiming for a more "macro" vibe than the stuff I usually make. Should I have tried to tailor my thing to be more Legolandish? It doesn't feel that way. They wanted to meet us and see what we were about, whatever Lego vectors we rode.
Tami gave me a comforting, vise-like hug and we went to Brickolini's pizza to use the twenty dollar gift certificate they had just given me. I made a bunch of phone calls about the bad news, but tried to make it clear that the news wasn't really all that bad. I later learned that certain members of my fan club took it harder than I did when I didn't get it. Thanks, guys. I love you for that.
Well, it was an awesome trip, and here's

And what a great group of people to compete with! I've seriously got to do some conventions after this, because hanging out with fellow Lego freakazoids was a riot.


For his model, Dennis made an ant farm for people to play in. I absolutely love this ant, but I thought the guy in the bee suit (not pictured) was an angel. My bad, Dennis. I was sun-addled.


Joseph Petkoff gets the nod for fastest building ever -- look at the size of this thing! They gave us one big baseplate, but that big blue square could probably hold four of them. Unbelievable.


Arthur Gugick's piece was a demonstration of yet another Lego connection possibility I was unaware of, and how to use it. Check out his Brickshelf page for some gorgeous models of real-life landmarks.

Gary McIntire convinced me to stop watching the NW AFOLs from the web and hit NW Brickcon in person this year. He made these giant play-on Lego pieces.

By the end of the event I had talked to every finalist except, ironically, Jason the winner. Which I guess means I'm kind of a jinx. I was able to give him a quick congratulatory handshake when I visited the model shop later, but his new boss Pat already had him running around.
(The last finalist I spoke to was Hanif, right before the build-off. Unfortunately, since they had both made parrots at their auditions, I had him confused with this guy, an SF hopeful who was in the "Second Chance" group. Sorry about that, Hanif. Neither you nor your parrot look a heck of lot like that guy, so I don't know what I was thinking.)
If I'm right the actual Second Chance winner was Mathew Clayson, who was nice enough to walk me through the various useful Clikit pieces while we were in the clubhouse. Mathew made Big Bugs Playing Soccer, which I found quite charming. Check out the ref!

Of course these are only a few of the people and moments that made this so good. I want to give big hugs to my friends and family for pulling for me, and big thanks to Legoland and my fellow finalists for making the experience such a big bucket of fun. And finally, because the official term is never "Legos," but rather "Lego" or "Lego bricks," I just wanna say...
Legos legos legos legos!!! Legos, ha ha! I don't work for you! Legos legos legos legos!!!
