My bike got stolen! Probably right while I was writing my first ever post. The good news, such as it is, is that they left behind the clipped remains of one of my lock cables, letting me know it was the work of pros with tools and not some slip-up by me when I locked it up. They got my helmet, too.
This makes two bikes I've disappeared this year. The other one received an unfixable crack in its aluminum frame right where the back wheel attached.
Got a bicycle you need to "go away?" Looks like I'm your guy.
Sigh. I really liked that bike.